Monday, August 29, 2005

Sadly, the Fringe is over for another year. And more sadly, this year's Fringe did not feature Gwen Stefani doing a one woman burlesque show, as she did in my dreams last night. You know you have a strong marriage when you can say to your wife, "I had a non-erotic dream about a nude Gwen Stefani last night." She was doing a Marlene Dietrich/ Betty Boop sort of thing. Unfortunately there were some guys at the show who didn't respect the Fringe's etiquette and were harassing Miss Stefani, so I had to teach them some manners and I missed most of her show.
Also, I dreamt about Slipknot again. They were unveiling their new generation masks, which were ultrahigh-tech and featured all kinds of lasers and stuff. So cool!

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