Our big digger is down for a month getting some renovations done. New hairdo. Air up the tires, that sorta thing. I don't know if I ever mentioned here, but our more littler digger is no more. Retired unexpectedly. I was the second last guy to operate it. They asked me if I noticed a strange vibration, and I was like, you mean, stranger than all the other vibrations?

Our even more smaller digger is also slated to get two new engines (it's a diesel/hydraulic shovel, unlike the electric shovel pictured here which has no engines) right away.

Now might be a good time to invest in a company that makes handheld shovels, because pretty soon they're just gonna hand each one of us one and tell us to start digging.