Just got back from the Eskimos game- we won 27-21. But that's not all! Me and Tom were up singing the Eskimos fight song
and I was doing my usual amazing rendition when Tom noticed we were on the big TV screen they have! Yay!
And I was wearing this killer pooncho, so it was triply cool. For this Bold and Inspiring Achievement I hereby promote myself to
Empooror!!!

Plus, Tom gets a Super Pooper award for telling such an amazing poo-related story in the course of his sermon at Shine today.
Which reminds me of my own Heroic Poo-related reference duiring my last sermon at Shine. Truly I am a Poo Pioneer.

A great pooker night last night. Classic. We debuted three brand new games- Lithuanian Limbo, Black Market and Mafia. What great games,
even if I got a little burnt at Mafia for not totally being on the ball. I was still up at the end of the night, though, so all is well.

Anyways, when I proudly announced to the table that I made a Poo Blog, Steve immediately asked, "In the backyard?"
And then Cal said he had a poo blog of his own a couple weeks ago, when he couldn't go for a couple of days.
So after I explained what a blog is, they all expressed amazement and awe. And then Cal asked how many hits I get, to which I responded I don't know.
Then he said they shouldn't be called hits for a poo blog, they should be called wipes!
For this Legendary and Daring Insight I hereby award Cal the title of Super Pooper, First Class!

It's pooker night tonight. Heehee.

OK, already there is a submission for a Poono, from Alex. He is well acquainted with all things poo, and he sent me this:

Sometimes my cat gets poo stuck to his fur. This can be troublesome sometimes.
One day I woke up and went up the stairs to do a poo of my own and there at the top of the stairs was a poo streak the length of my arm.
Turns out there was a poo stuck on my cat and the only way to get it off was to drag his bum across the carpet and he applied a lot of
pressure to get the poo off.

For this I will give him Poo Bear status.

Introducing the Poono awards! These will be given out for displaying excellence in the field of pooing.
Actually, I will just arbitrarily give them out to whoever I feel like. First, I hereby award myself the
Grand Poombah.

OK OK, there is far more to life than just pooing. I was just practicing. But I will have more poo updates as warranted, though.
In the meantime, congratulations to Cory and Lauren, who are expecting! Babies are great. Plus they poo a lot, too.

A big happy 9th anniversary to Rowan and Jason.
Only one more year and we'll all be able to poo in our own toilets.
Or the woods, wherever.

The three of us will be celebrating tonight, even though Jay is in Costa Rica.
Rowan is coming over here and then we will hook up with Jay via Messenger.
I tried to buy a Costa Rican cigar in honor of Jason's locale, but the closest I could get was Dominican.

We have a no pooing rule in effect at our house today.
Some people are working on the sewers outside and have requested that we not use any water.
Luckily there's some woods just outside . . .

Speaking of poo, it sure is nice to be winning my hockeypoo. Currently I am in first place with 98 points.
Followed by Cal with 94. Alex is in last with 81. He is EMP- Eating My Poo.

A bear was sitting on a log in the woods, having a poo.
Along came a rabbit, who sat down at the log next to the bear, to poo too.
The bear says to the rabbit, "Don't you hate it when poo sticks to your fur?"
"Poo never sticks to my fur," replies the rabbit.
"Really . . ." says the bear.
Then the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his bum.