A bear was sitting on a log in the woods, having a poo.
Along came a rabbit, who sat down at the log next to the bear, to poo too.
The bear says to the rabbit, "Don't you hate it when poo sticks to your fur?"
"Poo never sticks to my fur," replies the rabbit.
"Really . . ." says the bear.
Then the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his bum.