OK, already there is a submission for a Poono, from Alex. He is well acquainted with all things poo, and he sent me this:

Sometimes my cat gets poo stuck to his fur. This can be troublesome sometimes.
One day I woke up and went up the stairs to do a poo of my own and there at the top of the stairs was a poo streak the length of my arm.
Turns out there was a poo stuck on my cat and the only way to get it off was to drag his bum across the carpet and he applied a lot of
pressure to get the poo off.

For this I will give him Poo Bear status.