Sunday, April 09, 2006

The ABCs of Abominations (updated)

Apparently the apparition was an aberration from the abyss.
Bands of banished banshees bellow blasphemies at banquets.
Carnal cardinals cauterize and carmelize their corpuscles with cthonian conflagarations.
Deadly dervishes and draconic devils drag dirigibles into the dark dastardly depths.

The Ermine and elephant earnestly engaged in elopement and were ecstatic! (by my wife Michelle, who recognizes how abominable indeed an elephant and an ermine coupling would be)
Frighteningly faceless ferrets facetiously falsified factoids flawlessly.
Gargantuan gargoyles gargle at girls, growling and grinning at their grimaces.
Heaving his heavy head heavenward, the hapless hippo hoped help was on the horizon. (by Garet Jon, who underestimated my alliterative abilities when he suggested that "I" would be hard:
Iridescent insectoid incubi invoked by the illusionist to invade Italy instead insulted the inauspicious illuminata, and injuriously ingested him.

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