My job today was to be a troll under a bridge. Some sections of our haulroad are bridges over creeks and public trails, and we had a backhoe doing some repair work on one of these. I had to be stationed underneath, near the entrance to the tunnel, so I could guide any hikers or horseback riders safely through. I was looking forward to fangloriously devouring some tourists but none actually came through in the few hours I was stationed there.
I've had a story I've been meaning to write about trolls and their bridges, but why are trolls associated with bridges in the first place?
Tomorrow I hope my job is to be a Frost Giant who starts Ragnarok.