Happy Mother's Day!
Apparently I look like a father, because the cashier at the Esso, seeing the picture of Michelle I keep in my wallet, said, "Oh is that your daughter?"
I guess I'm going gray faster than I realized. After I explained that she is in fact my wife and not really that much younger than me, the cashier said, "Well if you can believe it I'm almost 30."
"I DO believe it," I said, and left.
A petty revenge, but still sweet.