Friday, June 27, 2008

Fanart Friday: Wall E
The last couple of Pixar movies haven't been my cup of tea but Wall E looks amazing, and it is getting some pretty great reviews too- the Edmonton Journal called it the movie of the decade. Since it just opened today there isn't a whole lot of fan art out there but here are a couple, from kisaru and bosstones22 respectively:



And in other news, they have discovered that some African frogs can extrude their toe bones as claws, Wolvie-style, when threatened. Crazy! Like the movie Logan, doing so causes pain and unlike X-Man, they don't have a healing factor so it is a last resort. I kind of wish poison dart frogs could do this, but I am also glad they can't. One of the challenges of writing Poison Dart is the bad guy I have is pretty crazy tough, and I'm not realy sure how Dart is going to prevail. Some adamantium claws would go a long way in badassing him up. But really, little Dart's appeal is he is not a badass superhero but just a little froglet. Albeit a poisonous one. Ribbit albeit!
Turns out Epantiras already imagined a frog with ninja claws:

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Woohoo! I ran for fifty minutes today, under a foreboding sky and with the aid of:
KoRn- don't you think the opening of Twisted Transistor sounds like some Lovecraftian Cthulhazoid is emerging from a space seed spewed to Earth from some Neutron star? I do.
Marilyn Manson is the guy who takes that Cthulhazoid home for a pet and plays it the Resident Evil Main Theme as a lullaby.
Alanis Morissette's new song Citizen of the Planet has a Mansonish riff in the chorus, and seems to be about allowing space-spewed Cthulhazoids immigration rights to Earth.
Henry Rollins gives the Cthulhazoid some much-needed life coaching in Low Self Opinion. Even space spawn listen to Rollins when he tells them to quit hating on themselves.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008


So Chapters/Coles/Indigo is having a buy three get one free sale, and it applies to every book they have. Sweet! Too bad they didn't have Ursula Vernon's Nurk. That one might have to be an Amazon order. Here's what I got:
Schuyler's Monster, Robert Rummel-Hudson. I love his blog (currently featuring a picture of Schuyler and TWO rancor monsters!!) so I know his book will be great, too.
Beijing Confidential: A Tale of Comrades Lost and Found, Jan Wong. I've read her other books about China twice each so it's great to have a new one. Even if everyone in Quebec hates her!
Finding Battlestar Galactica: An Unauthorized Guide, Lynnette Porter. It was that or Crash Course in Brain Surgery- Metallica and Philosophy.
And then I also got one for Michelle, Stephanie Meyer's New Moon. The third book in the hugely popular vampire romance series for teens. Some of her students lent her the first one and she got into it. Fair enough.
Right now I'm reading Italo Calvino's If On A Winter's Night a Traveller, which is great. And I just read China Mieville's The Scar, which is easily my favorite of his books so far. One of those rare books you don't want to end. One of those books Italo Calvino might call Books You Love So Much You Want To Reread Immediately But You Know You Have Too Many Other Books To Read So You Don't.

Saturday, June 21, 2008

It seems a shame to go to bed at 9:30 when it stays light out till almost midnight around here at this time of year. One good thing about it is when you wake up at just around 1 in the morning thinking it's time to go to work and then you see you still get four more hours of sleep. Sweet!
What's not sweet is all the dinosaurs I didn't find this week, unlike these guys. I did find a pretty good fossil leaf though. Which a dinosaur might have been about to eat when it was predated upon by a bearosaurus! A saber-toothed bearosaurus! With batwings and guided missiles. That particular species hasn't been described in the scientific literature yet because they are still running some tests but I'm sure you'll be hearing about it shortly.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Robofish!
What else is there to say, really?
I will say I have another OT shift to work this week, so rather than my usual 50+ hour workweek it will be a little more than 60. But holidays are around the corner so all will be well.
Perhaps there is one or two people out there who are wondering about the adventures of Dart the Dendrobates azureus. I haven't forgotten or given up- but I write longhand and the typing gets lost a little in the shuffle- that's easily my least favorite part of the process.
Also , i think this is my favorite tv show at the moment, what with Galactica suspended for over a year (and wtf is with that????)

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

This is kind of cool- NASA is building a sunprobe. When I saw the headline- NASA Probe to Fly Into the Sun- I was thinking something really cool, but they just want to venture into the Sun's corona, not dig into the heart of the solar furnace itself.
Do you remember when C3P0 and R2-D2 did that? Space walk . . . Death walk! But actually they survived.

Friday, June 13, 2008

It's so nice to be half done my week after working only one night shift. I took half the week off for a wedding. Night shifts around this time of year are nice because there's only about four hours of dark. But I gotta go! No fan art friday again today sorry! Well here's a quick one in honor of the incredible Hulk! A recent daily deviation by Manarama:

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

An even newer Clone Wars trailer is out!
Here's a picture of one of my clones hanging out, perhaps in line to see the movie:

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Scalzi says this is the saddest picture on the internet.
And this one gets my vote for the cutest.
Right now, for me, these are the scariest- I took these out my front and back windows just now as I heard about the tornado warning in effect for Edmonton:
Scary Sky

Monday, June 09, 2008

Dirty bastards, eh?
I'm sure some day it will be a text book case study of corporate intrigue, and you almost have to admire the chutzpah of CTV, but really, that was a dirty trick and I think it will backfire on them.
On CTV news tonight, there were all these soundbites of how they couldn't let this cherished song fall into obscurity. I guess they were doing all Canadians a service. Somehow I doubt we'll see them sign over the rights to Hockey Night in Canada, though.

Monday, June 02, 2008

Via Harvey's friend Helen, the Ramones covered by some senior citizens:



Plus, my favorite tribute to the Ramones, also by senior citizens, Motörhead's R.A.M.O.N.E.S:

Sunday, June 01, 2008

Hi remember me? I'm still here. Just busy, doing lots of works and overtimes and stuff. Kinda sucks but the big bags of money I get afterwards are nice. Although after the taxman and the bill collectors get their take there not so much left for mr homie bear. Ah well, there is enough for a treat or two, like the new Green Day CD! Sweet! If you're like me and have been almost literally under a rock for the last little while you might not have even been aware there was a new Green Day CD. It's true, only it's called Foxboro Hottubs.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

From out of the University of Calgary comes an analysis of Gerobatrachus hottoni that strongly suggests it is ancestral to both frogs and salamanders. Cool hey? Mostly I like the painting that looks a little like both.

Friday, May 23, 2008

Fanart Friday: Who else?
Than the State of Indiana!
My favorite Indy art of all time is this one by Leoleonardo:


And these ones are cool too:


By J Scott Campbell, grantgoboom(x2) and verucasalt82.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

All I do is work all day! So here are some pics instead of words.

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In real life the shovel dwarfs the truck, which dwarfs you. See?

Friday, May 16, 2008


Fanart Friday: Darth Vader

Vader made entirely of boldface. From the Star Wars blog, and they got it from Ironic Sans. How cool is that? So here are some more fun Vaders for you. Because the Dark Lords of the Sith are all about fun!






Artwork by: jbrant047, Michael Paul Bowen, adventurevisual, biztech3000, Lord Mesa and joefreakinrocks.

Thursday, May 15, 2008



Have you heard about the mysterious deaths of over 40 cownose rays at the Calgary Zoo this week? We went and looked at them a couple of months ago, they were beautiful. I took this video, kind of sad to think they are all now dead. On Sounds Like Canada this morning the Zoo's Chief Veterinarian said all but three died, and they don't yet know why. Deliberate poisoning hasn't been ruled out but isn't IS considered the most likely cause thus far.
Here's the initial report and the latest update.
(Sorry if you can't see the Flickr video- I tried uploading it five times to YouTube and for some reason it failed every time.)

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Happy Mother's Day!
Apparently I look like a father, because the cashier at the Esso, seeing the picture of Michelle I keep in my wallet, said, "Oh is that your daughter?"
I guess I'm going gray faster than I realized. After I explained that she is in fact my wife and not really that much younger than me, the cashier said, "Well if you can believe it I'm almost 30."
"I DO believe it," I said, and left.
A petty revenge, but still sweet.

Saturday, May 10, 2008



Chapter 8- Rana's story concluded (Back to the beginning)



Ree was contemplating mischief again. What else was there to do in the rain? Earlier while hunting she had come across a freshly-molted tarantula exoskeleton. It was kind of creepy at first, coming face to face with a looming, motionless arachnid in the gloom of the forest floor. Ree giggled at herself as she remembered how she had assumed the defensive posture of poison frogs- up on all fours, plainly visible so that her coloring could do the work of warning away predators. After an embarrassingly long time frozen in that position she realized that it was not a spider before her, but rather its "ghost". Which is when the ghost of an idea began haunting her brain.
There were logistical problems, of course. Not to mention the general ickiness of wearing a spider skin. But imagine Roar's reaction when she crept up and jumped out in front of him! Again, though, the yuck factor was a little high for comfort. Reluctantly, she told herself that wearing animal parts, even just cast-off outgrown skin, was just too morbid. not really her style. Oh well.
It stopped raining. Time to make her way back to her mate. She had last seen him to the north. Casually she wended off in that direction, keeping an alert eye out for tasty snacks and edibles along the way. As always, there was no shortage of bugs and worms emerging after a rainfall. Hopefully Roar was also enjoying a post-rain treat. He got a little grumpy if he went too long without eating.
She waved absentmindedly at a pretty orange toad who must have just woken up from a nap, judging by the groggy expression on his face.
The clean, serene silence of the freshly washed rainforest was abruptly broken by a familiar voice singing a dreadful song. Roar was sounding a Frog Chorus alarm. A second voice, one she didn't recognize, could also be heard. Clearly something was afoot. Ree abandoned her casual stroll and broke into a frog gallop, enabling her to cover the remaining distance startlingly fast. She emerged into a clearing and saw Roar rushing about, and more of those orange toads, and a flock of green toucanets. It was chaos. And it was carnage. All this Ree saw in a glance, and she also saw immediately what she had to do.
Without slowing she veered directly towards the most urgent crisis- one of the toucanets was swooping down on a lethargic toad. For some reason the toad was not doing anything to avoid the bird. Why were all these toads so dopey? It didn't matter. She needed to help. If she timed it right . . . yes! The bird was on the ground, lazily regarding its intended prey with casual arrogance. It didn't see her.
With a mighty heave of her fatigued leg muscles she leapt aboard the green pirate. Even though she was expecting it, it was still a shock when the bird took to the air. The way the wings were fluttering, the speed of the launch, it was more than she had anticipated. Ree held on tight, committed now to an action she hadn't really planned out in detail. Grasping hold of the iridescent plumage she pulled herself along, fighting vertigo and trying not to look down. She had to hurry.
The toucanet was squawking and trying to stab at Ree with its great beak, but it couldn't reach. Ree waited until the next thrust, concentrating fiercely to get the timing right, and grabbed hold. Her stomach lurched and the rational part of her brain kept telling her she was crazy. Crazy! But it worked. She was atop the bird's beak, with nothing the bird could do. With regret but not hesitation, she swiped at the toucanet's eye. The poison on her fingerpads killed the bird instantly. It plummeted to the ground. Ree jumped away and fell too. She landed without dignity, but also without injury.
Breathing heavily, she looked around. The remainder of the flock had flown away at the commotion. The surviving toads, finally shaken from their hazy daze, looked at her in astonishment. They began to sing a song of thanks.
Roar came up to her, hugged her, and said, "I hope you're the last frog to rain down out of the sky today because it's just weird."
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Since I couldn't think of a good song about birds and frogs, I will use a song from the new Raconteurs disc instead- it's called The Switch and the Spur and has a cool poem in it that sort of fits this chapter:
Any pour souls who trespass against us
Whether it be beast or man
Will suffer the bite or be stung dead on sight
By those who inhabit this land
For there's is the power and this is the kingdom
As sure as the sun does burn
So enter this path, but heed these four words,
You shall never return...

Anyways, I'm not entirely satisfied with the action sequence- the description of it at any rate. Action is not my strong point as a writer. But I can practice and get better and this is how I do that. But overall I'm happy with how this turned out.
Dedicated to Taymin who just turned 1 last week and is getting a stuffed froggie from me as a present. I'm sure she'll like the frog better than the chapter, at least for a few years!

Friday, May 09, 2008

Fanart Friday: Iron Man

I haven't seen it yet but I'm glad ole Shellhead is enjoying some overdue popularity.
We Are Iron Men!




Images by Lord Mesa, Skulljammer, the Aphex, Walrus boy, Gattadonna and Wind Lord of Suldor.