I wish I could say "Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man!" in Chinese. But I can't, so here is a Chinese Spider-Man cartoon. Where he catches a thief just like a fly. And the Green Goblin makes an appearance too, for some reason. Anyone out there that can translate for us? All I caught was when Spidey fooled the girl and she said zai nar- where? Probably breaking all sorts of copyright laws, but the Chinese generally don't give a poo about those.