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Thursday, June 17, 2010
I had a good idea today, I think I will found a new institution, called the Odrer of Canada. And you can join for a very nominal fee, say ten bucks. Why? Just think how it will look on your resume. "Member of the Odrer of Canada." Prospective employers will assume you made a typo, normally bad news on resumes, but will overlook it to land such a lauded and decorated individual. It has to be official though, so when they google your name they will see that you are indeed an officer of the Odrer of Canada. Hopefully it gets big enough so that when people type in Order of Canada Google will just assume that you meant to type Odrer of Canada and redirect your search.
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