I am a Super Summit Scaler! What are you?
Did you know that the New Zealand five dollar bill has a picture of Sir Edmund Hillary on it? I thought they should call them Eddies, but no one else agreed with me. I tired to save some to bring back with me for my journal, but then I got to the Auckland Airport and discovered it costs $25 just to leave the place. Some kind of aiport tax, only payable in cash. No one told me! So I sadly gave them the five remaining Eddies I had in my wallet, and now I have none. But at least I am a Super Summit Scaler! No one can take that away from me.