The Royal Winnipeg Ballet is in town to perform Dracula. I bought tickets for Michelle for Christmas. Yup, me good husband.
MIchelle fell prey to the Tire Vampire this morning whilst on the Whitemud. In rush hour traffic. So I came to the rescue with my trusty stake. I mean, lug wrench. It would've been cool if I had a Helsing Van. Get it? Me funny bear.
Anyways, if the ballet isn't your thing, you might still be able to get in to see Dog the Bounty Hunter at NAIT. I kinda wish I could go see him, too, but I don't think Michelle would be so into that. I could've joined forces with him to become Bear the Tire Vampire/Bounty Hunter.