Yoda on Facebook
I had a funny dream last night where Yoda was checking his Facebook during Revenge of the Sith. His friend status updates were full of the usual-
Obi-wan Kenobi is fighting General Grievous. 36m ago
Chewbacca is wrreeeerrraarrghhh! 2h ago
Padme Amidala is pregnanter every day. 3h ago
But Yoda made an alarming discovery in his News Feed:
Anakin Skywalker and Darth Sidious are now friends.