The Canadian Finals Rodeo is in town for its annual eviction of the Oilers from Rexall. You know what that means right? It means you should go watch KoRn's rodeo-themed video for Hold On.
And look- Ursula Vernon's children's book Nurk is almost out! Why don't you buy me a copy?


Did you ever wonder what you would look like if you had antlers, walrus tusks, crab arms, elephant legs and polar bear ears? Wonder no more!



Scientists have discovered a solar system with at least five planets! That's cool, though I think the opening sentence of the article could have been written better: Star 55 Cancri became the only star aside from the sun to have five planets . . . I'm pretty sure there are plenty of stars out there with five or more planets. And I like the part where it says the new planet is full of gas. Me too! Ah well, I pick at nits here. The important thing is that 55 Cancrians will soon be sending their gaseous space spoors to conquer Earth!