Do you ever wonder if maybe you are actually an undercover cop, but you got so deep-seated into your fake identity that you just forgot who you really are? I sometimes do. But then I remember that I am a bear, and there is never much need for an undercover bear.
There was a meeting of undercover cops at the coffee shop where I work yesterday. Seriously! My manager pointed them out to me. Some were wearing Secret Service style earpieces. And the uniformed cops who frequent the shop were being all buddy with them. Our policy is that cops in uniform get free coffee, so I asked the manager if that extends to them. It doesn't, because we want to preserve their cover. I'm honestly not making this up.