Most people live their whole lives without going to Smithers, BC for a wedding, and I have been to two! And again, most people live their whole lives without building people out of bales of hay, and I have built two! Well, helped build, along with my father-in-law and my brother-in-law's brother-in-law and father-in-law (but not my brother-in-law). My lawful father has pointed out several times that the English language just doesn't have enough words to describe these various relationships. Nor does it have a word for people made out of haybales. How about haybillies?