The new KoRn CD kicks ten tons of ass, obviously. Michelle and I have been listening to it nonstop, and I have been regaling her with kernels of KoRn knowledge.
"Did you know Jonathan Davis has a son named Nathan? Same as my name. And he has another son named Pirate."
"Why did he name his son Pirate?"
"I'm not sure, I bet because he really loves pirates. I really love robots, can we name our son Robot?"
"No."
"C3PO?"
"No."
"How about Charles the Third Peter O'Gilvie?"
Suspicious silence- " . . . why?"
"Cause then his initials would be C3PO."