Here's my own entry for the contest- I thought I should provide some content on my own bloggiversary. Seems only fair.

Homie Bear was busy one day minding his own beeswax
When he found a pile of logs made with a Chopping-Trees axe
This made him very mad so off he went in search
Of the culprit who had chopped down all the elms and birch
He came upon a herd of orcs and quickly they confessed
When he put one of them in his jaws and very firmly pressed
They said the damage had been wrought by an evil spell
The Murderous Axe of Morgoth, forged in the pits of hell
So Homie knew he had to have a talk with Mr. Morgoth
He slew all of the orcs except for an Uruk-hai named Norvoth
And took him as a hostage/guide to the realm of Angband
(Something of an ancient sort of evil monster gang land)
Suddenly they were ambushed by a vicious hornet-dog horde
The monstrous critters stung and bit and buzzed and flew and tored
They didn't hurt Homie Bear though Norvoth sorta died
But this event was hardly sad so no one even cried
Homie Bear went on his way, alone now in his quest
But Angband now was just a couple of miles off to the west
So, overcoming obstacles as he made his way
He came to Morgoth's fortress and got ready for a fray
He rang the doorbell and out came Morgoth's snooty butler
Homie said, "Get Morgoth, sir, to come out here and suffer"
The butler told him to wait in the foyer while he got his master
Homie flashed his fangs to make the butler faster
Morgoth came and he cried out, "Damn you, insolent bear!
Come and face my Murderous Axe, that is, if you dare!"
Homie cursed and growled at him, and yelled out to him, "Silence!
"You are a Messianic Cult Leader who Promotes Violence
"You grow up orcs and chop down trees and cause a lot of trouble
Now I'm going to take your fortress and turn it into rubble!"
Then he took the Murderous Axe and broke it right in half
As if it were nothing more than a cheapo hobbit's staff
Morgoth was so frightened that he actually pooed his robe
So Homie was disgusted and (literally) kicked him off the globe
Turning towards his woods he thought, "Morgoth ain't no Sauron
"In evil he's a mutant ant and in brains he is a moron."